Two fucking hours on the unemployment line Hold music's Kenny G Thirty-second sample going out of my mind Somebody please rescue me Or fucking give me my money Or a little stimulus! Four fucking hours on the unemployment line Hold music's Kenny G Sitting around like a torture fucking chamber Somebody please rescue me Or fucking give me my money Or a little stimulus! Cause you've got one hand in my pocket And it's paying for all this hold music! Sorry we are not staffed enough to take your call Please call back another time or have you tried our broken website? We're sorry that you don't want to work during a global pandemic, Hope you don't wanna die! But if you turn down work we're gonna turn off the tap on your relief! On your relief! On your relief! Cause you've got one hand in my pocket And it's paying for all this hold music!