How to set up text-to-speech using PowerShell (for pranks!)

This is a fun way to utilize Text to Speed (TTS) with PowerShell for Halloween. This is a fun little prank you can use to turn your users computers into “haunted” computers as long as they’ve got their speakers on.

We use the cmdlet Add-Type to add a .NET framework type to a PowerShell session. We can then instantiate a SpeechSynthesizer object to turn our text into audio output. It’s pretty exciting.

The easiest way to try this is like so:

                  
                    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$speak.Speak('Hello...')

You can even jazz it up a bit by modifying the speed of speech by modifying the rate property of the object. Here’s a good resource to see the different properties/methods of this object – link (scroll towards the bottom).

                  
                    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$tts.Rate   = -5  # -10 to 10; -10 is slowest, 10 is fastest
$speak.Speak('Hello...')

From there, we can start having some fun. For example, we could place a list of phrases into an array or a separate text file and pull a phrase at random to be synthesized. Be sure to choose which method you’d like to use.

                  
                   
                    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$tts = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
# Importing from text file
$PhraseLocation = "C:\SomeFolder\ListOfPhrases.csv"
$Phrase         = (Get-Content $PhraseLocation) | Get-Random
# Using an array
$Phrase2 = @("I'm a robot.", 
    "Help, I'm stuck in the machine!", 
    "What are you doing, $env:USERNAME") | Get-Random
$tts.Rate   = 0  # -10 is slowest, 10 is fastest
$tts.Speak($Phrase)
                   
                  
                 

Hopefully, this gives you some fun ideas for Halloween tomorrow!

Bonus :

Those of you who want to experiment with even more control over TTS can make use of Speech Synthesis Markup Language ( SSML ).

Here’s an example:

                  
                   
                    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$tts = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$Phrase = '
<speak version="1.0" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2001/10/synthesis" 
    xml:lang="en-US">
    <voice xml:lang="en-US">
    <prosody rate="1">
        <p>Normal pitch. </p>
                   
                  
                 